The USB Endoscope: Not What You Think - TechCrunch TechCrunch | Reporting on the business of technology, startups, venture capital funding, and Silicon Valley It follows then, that I may want a USB endoscope in order to examine my innards and assess the damage done by various drugs, objects, and substances I've ingested, including 77 zipper teeth that I pulled off of my winter coat one afternoon when I was hiding the the park waiting for girls. When I saw that Brando was selling an endoscope for a mere $44, I was about to jump but I was quickly thwarted.